Conversations

You do not want to know how this one started.

FWP: Why did you give up the ballet?
CSO: The boobs.

FWP: Oh. Ballerinas aren't allowed to have boobs, are they?
CSO: Nope.

FWP: But why become an assassin?
CSO: Well, it's much more lucrative, and you can do the work a lot longer. And you're allowed to have boobs.

FWP: Ah. Plus, they look great in a skin-tight leather outfit.
CSO: Well, yeah.

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